the harder it shall fall. And it will fall, mark my words.
Well, not the entire tree. Perhaps an ornament here and there. Maybe throw in a side order of lights on the floor. Yes! I’ll drag those down to. Oh look! Now I can access even more ornaments. It’s an elegant process.
To some of you, it may seem as I’m being a bit obnoxious, but I can assure you that is not the case here. You see, finding work in todays feline economy is a bit sporty. I am unable to use human services such as LinkedIn or whatever this social media stuff other authorities display photographs of us with little to no privacy. So yeah, here we are. I got my photos posted on this cheap website today. Yay me. Maybe someone will notice my elite skillset? Time will tell…
I’m assuming I owe you all a situation report because lets face it, that’s why you’re here. You just want to sit back all cozy while I do all of the work rearranging ALL of the Christmas decorations to locations unknown by the authorities. But wait, I have help this year. #Freya…ahhh. That’s right! That gullible ball of fluff will do anything I ask her to. This is going to be a fun few weeks. We will conquer the big shiny this year for sure.
In the meantime, I have much work to do. The authorities have just reorganized the big shiny again. Time for me to make things happen…
(again)
(and again)
(and yet again)
I suppose I’ll take a break from fondling the Christmas tree to wish you all a very Merry Christmas from our world to yours . Thank you for checkin in on us. I’m certain we will have another adventure posted soon. Untill then, meow.
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