Catlog 01112024: *Freya enters*

Well well, what do we have here? It seems the authorities truly went above and beyond their normal antics on this one. Let’s peek at the time log to see what happened. Happy New Year btw…

10Jan2024 19:45 – Short haired authority came home smelling like another cat. 

-19:55 – The short haired authority is not preparing to eat dinner. Something isn’t right.

-19:56 – The short haired authority got out the cat carrier. I ran. Skedaddled even. I am speed.

-19:57 – Short haired authority leaves.

-20:04 – I hear the short haired authority return and a few doors opening and closing. I go down to investigate. He has cat carrier. I ran again.

*nap/intermission*

-22:30 – Authorities are in sleeping chamber. Light is on in spare room and I see shadow movement from bottom of door.

-22:43 – Now there are noises. Oh well, authorities are in bed. I will go snuggle with them now. No cares. Iz warm.

-fast forward-

11Jan2024 – 17:45 – Short haired authority home. I run to tell him what I found while he was at work. I haven’t been able to get very close yet but I don’t think it’s a new toy he forgot to give me.

Wait a minute. What in the what is this??? SERIOUSLY? Oh no no no no. We did not talk about this.

Preparing to break internet.

Everyone, meet Freya. (Pronounced fray-ya). She is my grand niece if we use human logic. I haven’t met her face to face yet and neither has my other sister Pima. We were told we cannot see her for a few days as she gets time to prepare for her future life at her furever home. As an adult, I have not been around such small fuzz balls that have razors. I hope she is nice. 

*A new player enters the arena*

Breaking internet…
*crowd cheers*

I really hope this one turns out to be as cool as I am but I doubt that.