This is my 3rd season of the big shiny. It has been my favorite thus far. The authorities present me with peace offerings on a regular basis, because lets face it, I am a box-a-holic. Unfortunately, I have been suffering from a bit of box overload as they are all over my urban gymnasium. They are currently dead to me.
The authorities have been in and out more than usual the past few days. I am unsure of the motive. Lo and behold, yesterday, they returned with an oddly shaped contraption. It’s half bag and half box. I have been debriefed this is commonly referred to as a tent. It’s a portable house. Does this mean I get to tag along with the authorities on their outdoor adventures? Perhaps. One can only hope. In my best cat voice, “I can has my own tent?” Let us give a round of applause to the long haired authority’s sibling for this most wonderous peace offering. Tis the season.
As the days of the big shiny comes to a close, I would like to take a moment and wish you all a very Merry Christmas and the happiest of holidays. I’m going dark for a short few before launching the final attack on whatever ornaments I have yet to destroy. There will be no survivors.
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