Oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree,
I will break all your branches.
I whole heartedly believe I enjoy this time of year much more than the authorities do. From the big shiny, to the UWO’s(unidentified wrapped objects), the spicy flavored water dish below the shiny, and to all the other things that move and mysteriously shatter when they leave the safety of the big shiny, tis my season.
Each year, the authorities try to teach me that the big shiny is off limits. I still do not believe them. I can be seen in the first photo during a safety meeting regarding the sacred shiny. I never observe them giving the tree the attention it deserves so, someone has to do it. I volunteer myself as tribute.
As a show gratitude, I attempt to help the authorities turn off the shiny before bedtime….seen in second picture. I was unable to deactivate them all, but due to time constraints, I did what I could.
The 3rd photo was during my most recent court appearance. Apparently things happened. I regret nothing.
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