Catlog 11262021: The Return of the Big Shiny

It has been approximately 1 full human year since the authorities constructed this tower of absolute brilliance and beauty. It must be in celebration of previously being able to eat all of that food the other day. I may never find the answers I seek.

The short haired authority has been constantly trying to extinguish an invisible fire on me that apparently only he can see. It only happens in close proximity of the tower. At the same time, the long haired authority has been talking louder than usual to me. Can they not comprehend the fact that I am only conducting routine structural inspections of the newly erected structure? It’s in the job description had you bothered to read it.

It appears the authorities are retreating for their evening nap. We are go for recon….

“I’m going to steal The Declaration of Independence” -Nicholas Cage

I’m going to have my way with the big shiny, but you already know that.