They still allow the little one access to MY home. I tolerate her to appease the authorities so that they will still feed me because that’s all I know how to do is eat. They sometimes call me OinkChop, but I have yet to figure out their gibberish. I have removed all barriers and allowed the little one to sniff my rear end….repeatedly which is becoming most taxing.
Myself and the little one appreciate the new sanitation units the humans have provided for us. However, that other gray cat remains to be the Phantom Shower Pooper for she is evil and lacks sophistication. “Take me down to the paradise city where the carpets are clean and the toilets are pretty” – Claws and Curtains. I am not sure how much of this odd color creature I can endure….she mocks me in plain view of my humans.

