The humans repeatedly call me Sophie. I kind of like it now. They have harnessed the power of outside and put it into a box inside my new home for me to poop in. I enjoy it as it’s always clean and has no leaves or bugs. They also have very tasty food and they give me my very own meals each day. I do not have to share plates with others.
I have recently discovered the humans are warm and I lay in their laps as much as possible. That’s strictly against the Stray Cat Code AF6653.2. I’m certain if my other stray friends knew about soft blankets and modern HVAC systems, they would find their own humans to bond with. I found a blanket to hide in that reminds me of myself. I like my humans, they have very large porcelain water bowl that I hope to be able to use one day in a further attempt to bond and be like my new humans.
There are 2 gray cats inside this new place. One of them is very big and sleeps a lot. I only see her eat and poop. The other cat likes to sneak up on me so I’m forced to make loud noises in an attempt to scare it away. Maybe one day soon we will be friends. Maybe I will share some of my food and see if that helps.
I just discovered the moving picture box on the wall tonight. The people are larger than my humans and it plays strange noises. I’m not sure what to make of it presently. I guess I’ll lie down right in the middle of their line of sight. The end.





