Catlog 08022023: I’z nappin.

Apparently the authorities managed to capture yet another spy photo of me during quiet time. I seem to be letting my guard down too much around here lately. I will try to to better.

The short haired authority (CatDaddy) seems to think something is wrong with me. Like maybe a fuse is blown upstairs or something. But it’s not. I’m just sleeping man! You worry about you.

The long haired authority (My Running Mom) and ruler of my urban gymnasium says I’m a rotten piece of crap and also an adorable menace. There may be some truth to that as I legit have it made oh so well here.

CatDaddy says I’m a rogue military asset currently being tracked by NORAD. He also asked me to take a survey and see if anyone else’s cat sleeps like this? He’s curious and also thinks I may be broken. Spolied….yes. Broken? Far from it.

I will debrief you all on the current happenings soon. We are working hard to get all of the necessary data declassified presently. Your patience is most appreciated.

Play hard. Sleep harder.
That goooood sleep.