Yes. Exactly what I said. Here’s why I mean it. I was made aware of a spy photo that surfaced recently and I feel like my privacy is not being respected as it should. The authorities were busy cleaning up my urban gymnasium and I went downstairs to release some stress. I attack the door frames from time to time as a tension breaker. It’s quite effective. But, nooooooo, the authorities think it’s cute to photograph me when I’m practicing a covert training maneuver. (Photo 2)
Documented yet again and seen here in (Photo 3), the authorities disobeyed yet another direct order and hung a new piece of art on the wall without seeking my permission. It’s most taxing as you can clearly see the disapproval in my face. I hope one day they will respect the code. At this point, I feel all hope is lost.
But wait, this isn’t ordinary art. This one is special. It seems it was created by one of the authority’s friends and it also has a bird. A BIRD!!! TWO BIRDS!!!!! Initiate sensory overload! I was yet again papparazzi’d by the authorities. (Photo 4).
I am unsure when this madness will subside. I do hope it’s in the very near future. If it does not, the beatings will continue. No one will be safe.
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