I apologize friends as I have been a bit slack on keeping you updated as the authorities have been limiting my internet access during school nights. I must learn things now before it’s too late.
Since my last entry, I am happy to say that the authorities hired a diligent team of doctors to make sure I don’t go into heat ever, ever, ever again because I scream so loud that no creature can sleep in my home. None of them. Not even the authorities which were not completely happy with me for the better part of 5 or 6 human days. One time they even closed the door and sealed themselved into their sleeping room. Cat days are much different and involve much more sleeping than humans. They are rather absurd creatures. On a much more positive note, the nice doctors also attatched strings to my belly. I played with it so much that one of the strings came out and the short haired authority talked very loudly to me. I have not yet learned what “no” means, but I can tell you that is probably means I should ignore him and lick my southern most posterior region….very slowly and loudly as a show of passive vengence.
Below is a photo I have attached showing a recent gift from the humans. They departed the day after my procedure so the long haired authority(Running Mom) could go run up a mountain. Twice. Upon their return, their authorities had also shared a second portion of the aromatic gift. I was so very happy to see my new cat parents come home to play with me. After the gift was placed on the table, I moved in for closer analysis. This picture was captured exactly 2.347 seconds before I decided it was time to taste the gift. Apparently some things are better left alone. This was one of them. This gift was for someone else. Blessed be the fruit.
I will be adding several short catlogs to bring you all up to speed since it has been quite some time since my last debriefing.
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