There is a particular day of the week where the authorities are not away at work and I allow them to spend two days with me and my sisters here at our home. During this day, they clean up my urban gymnasium. For several hours, they move around a lot and make entirely too much noise for I am unable to groom myself while they are choring. Such is life.
I do not mind the soul harvester 5000 that removes all of my silky hair from the carpets and furniture. There is a problem however between myself and the cleaning tool that makes no sound. The short haired authority usually pilots this abomination througout my home. It’s purpose intregues me and I am unsure what it actually does…..except irritate me to no end. As of the present, I am unsure as to why. Life is full of mysteries.
So, progressing forward, the soul harvester 5000 has ceased it’s battle cry which means the floor ninja will soon emerge. Yep, there it is. 4ft of shiny aluminum with fuzzy feet. It taunts me…. It barely makes any sound, yet the authorties follow it around aimlessly. Why?
This is my chance. They have placed the floor ninja in an accessible place for unknown reasons. I am alone in the same room with it. Must investigate. Recon complete. Must destroy for it does not belong here. DEFCON 3 activated. *clanking/pinging noises* The short haired authority magically appeared back into the room during my interrigation. This mission may be a bust, but rest assured there will be others. I do not know how to fail. All hail Princess Sophie!
Photo 1: Woooaah! Livin’ on a prayer. Most of you have done Bon Jovi karaoke, be proud.
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