Allow me first to sincerely apologize for my absence. I suffered an extremely traumatic event towards the end of last month and it’s taken some time for me recover. To make matters worse, the authorities found it rather “cute” to help me make a decision I was not yet ready nor prepared to understand. Lets rewind….
January 22nd, 7pm: I overheard the authorities conversing during their feeding time about some sort of weather event that was coming and that they would probably be home due to road conditions. Whatever that means, I do not care. My life was going to change drastically in the next 24 hours and I had absoutely no idea what level of butt kick it was planning to bring.
January 23rd, 7:00am. The authorities are staying in their sleeping chamber longer than usual. This either means that they are unaware it is now several hours past my feeding deadline, or the outside intruder has eaten them. Why is it so blindingly bright in here? Am I having a stroke? *Sophie computes multiple scenarios* I must scramble all available units to evac the authorities immediately. It’s so bright upstairs too! What… is…. happening? I shall sing the song of my people in order to alert the authorities of the impending danger that lurks beyond the clear walls of my confinement gymnasium.
January 23rd, 9:05am: Probably the poorest decision I’ll ever make. This one will haunt me for the rest of my life here.
Ever since the moment of my battle cry, I have been pleading with the authorities to open the main gates for some time now. I must go investigate this strange creature outside, or I will become Ms. Fussy McFusserson until I get what I want. Ooooohh! The authorities are preparing my outside safety device. See, I told you I get what I want. OPEN THE MAIN GATES! As I stood at the gates and looked around, it was the same color everywhere. This must be a trick. What sorcery is this? It makes no sound nor moves. I must move closer. No, no I should not. The authorites chose otherwise and through the hot gates I went! What I experienced next defied time and space. It was sensory overload 9,000. I was unsure what to do, so I planted some fresh toe beans in an attempt to declare myself a friendly to avoid any future conflict. No, that’s not all that happened. I admit, I do have a soft spot for the confinement gymnasium so allow me once again to sing the song of my people. Sophie – 0 Authorities – 1 Outside creature – 1
January 23rd, 9:59am: I have been granted access back into the base and did I mention that I hate the authorities? Humans say we are soulless creatures. I beg to differ. Against my will, you placed me in the belly of the unidentified creature and closed the gates. You forget the outside is too big sometimes and I freak out so bad that I pretend I am an airplane. Anyways, onward.
I have secured myself to observation deck 3 in an attempt to thwart any future unintended trips outside the main gates until the creature departs. I will survive.
Tune in next week to hear about me attacking and trying to eat a Swiffer mop.
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